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A punchline in print. Our THOTs and Prayers design flips a tired platitude into a sharp atheist joke — irreverent, funny, and guaranteed to turn heads. Printed on a premium cotton tee, it’s perfect for skeptics who like their logic with a side of humor.
Clever Wordplay: A bold parody of empty gestures.
Premium Comfort: Soft cotton blend for everyday wear.
Unapologetic Humor: Makes the statement religion won’t.
Conversation Starter: Get laughs, side-eyes, and debates in equal measure.
Faith offers prayers. We offer punchlines. This tee is atheist wit made wearable.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Side-seamed construction
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!