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The Atheist Can Cooler

Add a touch of logic to your sipping sessions! This dual-sided can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm. 

Why you’ll love our insulated sleeve

  • Edgy Humor: wit kept nice and cool.

  • Everyday Essential: Holds beer, seltzer, soda, or whatever fuels reason.

  • Conversation Starter: Guaranteed double-takes at home or office.

Sip some logic 

Faith won’t get you through the day — but logic (and a cold one) will. Add this insulated sleeve to your rack and let every sip preach the gospel of logic.


• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

This product is made on demand. No minimums.

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