Men’s THOTs and Prayers T-Shirt

A punchline in print. Our THOTs and Prayers design flips a tired platitude into a sharp atheist joke — irreverent, funny, and guaranteed to turn heads. Printed on a premium cotton tee, it’s perfect for skeptics who like their logic with a side of humor.

Why You’ll Love It

• Clever Wordplay: A bold parody of empty gestures.

• Premium Comfort: Soft cotton blend for everyday wear.

• Unapologetic Humor: Makes the statement religion won’t.

• Conversation Starter: Get laughs, side-eyes, and debates in equal measure.

Logic with a Wink

Faith offers prayers. We offer punchlines. This tee is atheist wit made wearable.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!