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A punchline in print. Our THOTs and Prayers design flips a tired platitude into a sharp atheist joke — irreverent, funny, and guaranteed to turn heads. Printed on a premium cotton tee, it’s perfect for skeptics who like their logic with a side of humor.
Clever Wordplay: A bold parody of empty gestures.
Premium Comfort: Soft cotton blend for everyday wear.
Unapologetic Humor: Makes the statement religion won’t.
Conversation Starter: Get laughs, side-eyes, and debates in equal measure.
Faith offers prayers. We offer punchlines. This tee is atheist wit made wearable.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!