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Men’s You Are Here, Stupid T-Shirt

Perspective, with a punchline. Our You Are Here, Stupid design features the Milky Way galaxy with an arrow marking our tiny solar system — a cosmic reminder of just how small we are, with a sharp atheist twist. Printed on a premium cotton tee, it’s equal parts science lesson and skeptic humor.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Cosmic Graphic: Milky Way print with pinpoint “You Are Here” arrow.

  • Premium Comfort: Soft cotton blend built for everyday wear.

  • Funny and Sharp: Science perspective meets irreverent humor.

  • Conversation Starter: Sparks laughs, awe, and maybe a little discomfort.

Cosmic Truth with Comic Bite

Faith flatters. Science humbles. This tee reminds everyone of their place in the universe — with a wink and a jab.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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